An old one that I took after my first proper photo shoot. #model #self #greenhair #whitehair #shavedhead #mohawk #ombre #lips #snakebite #septum #girlswithpiercings
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
